baby's got blue eyes

The Wife looks over at Little Son as he stabs himself in the eye with a yellow highlighter. "Little Son! Don't do that! Go look in the mirror and see what you did!" she cries.

Little Son runs to the large mirror in the living room.

"Awwwhn!!!" Little Son complains disappointedly. "It's still blue!!"

(By the time I heard this story the highlighter had faded quite a bit, but if you look close enough you can see it.)