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So in my inbox this morning sat an email from Groupon (we all love the Groupon). It said:

51% Off Pole-Dancing Package at Stripper 101

Pole dancing is the mature older sibling to tree climbing, requiring greater control of fewer limbs, and more receptive to participants wearing stilettos on all four feet. Learn to scale cylinders in style with the help of today's Groupon: for $22, you get a Sapphire pole-dancing package, including a 75-minute pole-dancing class, one drink, and a souvenir Las Vegas stripper license, at Stripper 101 (a $45 value). Classes take place at the V Theater, located among the Miracle Mile Shops inside the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on the Las Vegas Strip.

Of course I wasn't interested, but thought it would be funny to forward it to The Wife with a little note alluding to it being my birthday in approximately 9 months... I sent it. I giggled.

A couple hours later I hadn't heard back from The Wife so I assumed she rolled her eyes and deleted my silliness. Then I received the following email:

Good afternoon, 

I think you replied by mistake =) 

Just checking in case you want to re-send it to the person you intended. 

Regards, 

David F 

support@groupon.com

Now the Groupon thinks I'm an avid pole dancer. The shame. The shame.

(PS, the exact text of the email I sent to Groupon was: Early birthday present? -ME. Also, I don't really want this for my birthday dear. Thanks.)